What is a Christian priest’s favorite part of physics?~Mass
What kind of chemical element hates to be a follower?~Lead
What did the chemistry teacher do with his pet that died?~ Barium
What period of time has the least weight?~ A light year
What number do Nickel and Neon make when combined?~Nine
Where do a group of fox scientist live?~ Density
What did scientists say when they found 2 isotopes of Helium?~HeHe
What can be measured, but has no length, width or height?~ temperature
How do oxygen and potassium get along?~OK
What do you get if someone throws sodium chloride at you?a salt